The NHS is standing by for more video-induced sickness while human rights groups have expressed concern over the dignity of the council workers involved. Bewarned.
FRIDAY UPDATE - Hammersmith King Street was today in the grip of the projectile vomit virus, which has been tagged locally as propaganditis - as shoppers stopped in their tracks to shoot their dinners on to the pavements uncontrollably. The cause was an advertising van which had pulled up inside the infected zone and proceeded to blast the video, now widely held responsible for the illness, at unsuspecting passers by.
Police have said they are looking for a large white male, who goes by the aliases of either "Steve", "Guv" or the street-gang name "Leadah" who was apparently spotted by the offending van with a box of chocolates. Police have warned the public not to approach him but to contact them with any sightings.
|Dangerman: Police have warned public to steer clear of "Steve"|